If you should happen to be
Near a place called Soho Alley
It's the type of people you meet
In this place called Soho Alley

It's the wrong side of the street
It's a place called Soho Alley
It's the type of people you meet
In this place called Soho Alley

I know you'll find there
You'll be disturbed by those who stare
You're treading the same steps
As those before who never left

If you should happen to be
Chased by a street ? dude
Some man called Homo Ali
Makes his living serving take-away food

I know you'll find there
You'll be disturbed by those who stare
You're treading the same steps
As those before who never left

I know you'll find there
You'll be disturbed by those who stare
You're treading the same steps
As those before who never left

If you should happen to be down Soho Alley
It's the type of people you meet down Soho Alley
If you should happen to be down Soho Alley
It's the type of people you meet down Soho Alley

I know you'll find there
You'll be disturbed by those who stare
You're treading the same steps
As those before who never left

written by Cy Curnin, Adam Woods, Jamie West-Oram, Rupert Greenall, Charlie Barrett